What would you do...

I would explode the dynamite vest I wear at home.

Take a check?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSnosk4tWrg

Oh, you said a gun. Well, that’s even easier:

youtu.be/N723si1wAG8?t=79

@KNIGHT_c4 said in #11:
> I would explode the dynamite vest I wear at home.
Wouldn't you die?

@LordSupremeChess said in #14:
> Wouldn't you die?
Have you heard of Danger Levels?

@LordSupremeChess said in #14:
> Wouldn't you die?
Kamikaze

@LordSupremeChess said in #1:
> ... if someone invaded your house and forced you to pay them $1,000 at gunpoint?

This would happen:

Robber: give me your money right now!
Me: why?
Robber: coz if you don’t, I’ll kill you!
Me: why will you kill me?
Robber: oh just shut up and give me your money
Me: I have no money, I’m a 10 yr old!
Robber: give me your prized possession then!
Me: what is a “prized possession”
Robber: it’s something you value a lot!
Me: my prized possession is my stupidity!
Robber: *faints*

I would give him some cookies. He is already on the dark side.