Space Voyage

The night wind gushes forth
pushing my hair back like it's a toupee flying off
on my bike under the stars riding like I got E.T. steering me into the moon's portal core
this cosmic space is heavy on my soul
tiny blue planet now far off
we're going to Mars there's a Martian there waiting by the door
that leads to a red and black chessboard
only one of us can win unless we draw
his name is Asernaught he's a stone cold chess addict full of vigor
it will take everything I have to make it clear
won't be an easy task it's like I'm pitted against Fischer
but I got a ray gun in my backpack if things get drear
like Ulysses on an odyssey of the highest order
a mountain peak in the Himalayas
a golden coin that evokes a messiah
that opens a shrine in the name of the chess greats yeah
put on my tombstone that I was a player
nothing more nothing less a true gamer
thousands of wins in thousands of arenas
blasting the opposition like Oppenheimer
possessed by Bob from the Black Lodge
I'm a square killer
so come follow the leader
take my hand on this cold hearted voyage to despair

doo dah, doo dah

I like this.

If you can't beat 'em
Just vaporize 'em.

hope you brought an oxygen tent

I guess your opponent, old "Asernaught" had enough of it down here too. :).