Maybe there should be a new chess made up of all the animals in the animal kingdom, and instead of the same boring moves as chess they all have brand new ones??
Walrus
@Noflaps said in #5:
> Elephants are Republican. Walruses are Democrat (since they are the donkey of the sea). And the hippopotamus is clearly superior to both.
Please, the Hippo is like the Dan Quayle of politics.
No way it would stand a chance against either one of those, least of all against an Idaho Potatoe.
> Elephants are Republican. Walruses are Democrat (since they are the donkey of the sea). And the hippopotamus is clearly superior to both.
Please, the Hippo is like the Dan Quayle of politics.
No way it would stand a chance against either one of those, least of all against an Idaho Potatoe.
How DARE you disparage the hippo, @NaturalBornTraveller !
Oh, wait. Dan Quayle actually has an elevated IQ (something that many don't realize and others would prefer not to know).
So I guess you actually complimented the hippo.
On behalf of hippo fans, I Thank you.
Oh, wait. Dan Quayle actually has an elevated IQ (something that many don't realize and others would prefer not to know).
So I guess you actually complimented the hippo.
On behalf of hippo fans, I Thank you.
The hippo is the most respected animal in the savannah, even lions are afraid of it. it runs at 40km/h, it weighs the weight of a Mini Cooper, it has the power of Schwarzenegger (but better). yet it is not a predator.
Frankly, between a pile of gelatin (it looks like English cuisine) with big teeth and the mustache of a lord and a garden hose with big teeth but without a mustache, the winner is quickly seen.
the hippo. athletic, (despite his belly), with teeth well placed inside the mouth.
Frankly, between a pile of gelatin (it looks like English cuisine) with big teeth and the mustache of a lord and a garden hose with big teeth but without a mustache, the winner is quickly seen.
the hippo. athletic, (despite his belly), with teeth well placed inside the mouth.
@Noflaps said in #14:
> Oh, wait. Dan Quayle actually has an elevated IQ
Compared to whom? Surely not Jack Kennedy or an elefant.
> Oh, wait. Dan Quayle actually has an elevated IQ
Compared to whom? Surely not Jack Kennedy or an elefant.
Compared to nearly everyone else.
You mean nearly everyone besides the aforementioned elefant?
@Mrchess78 said in #10:
> Two squares in any direction I reckon. :).
how to move an elephant piece though....
> Two squares in any direction I reckon. :).
how to move an elephant piece though....
@RushConnectedPawns said in #19:
> how to move an elephant piece though....
With alot of difficulty ! :).
> how to move an elephant piece though....
With alot of difficulty ! :).