the way of chess
What did one twin say to the other?
There's not enough womb in here for the two of us!
What do you call a wizard that has run out of spells?
A was-ard!
Did you hear about the circus fire?
It was intense!
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
Eye-matey!
Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?
Find out after the break.
What do you call a large animal from Africa that lets its hair grow?
A hippy-potamus!
My girlfriend says she needs time and distance. Is she calculating velocity?
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!